Phat ELVIS: The inevitable effect of the Milky Way's disc on its dark matter subhaloes

We introduce an extension of the ELVIS project to account for the effects of the Milky Way galaxy on its subhalo population. Our simulation suite, Phat ELVIS, consists of 12 high-resolution cosmological dark matter-only (IWO) zoom simulations of Milky Way-size ACDM haloes [Mv = (0.7-2) x 1012 Mol along with 12 re-runs with embedded galaxy potentials grown to match the observed Milky Way disc and bulge today. The central galaxy potential destroys subhalos on orbits with small pericentres in every halo, regardless of the ratio of galaxy mass to halo mass. This has several important implications. (1) Most of the Disc runs have no subhaloes larger than V. = 4.5 km s-1 within 20 kpc and a significant lack of substructure going back 8 Gyr, suggesting that local stream-heating signals from dark substructure will be rare. (2) The pericentre distributions of Milky Way satellites derived from Gala data are remarkably similar to the pericentre distributions of subhaloes in the Disc runs, while the DM() runs drastically overpredict galaxies with pericentres smaller than 20 kpc. (3) The enhanced destruction produces a tension opposite to that of the classic 'missing satellites' problem: in order to account for ultra-faint galaxies known within 30 kpc of the Galaxy, we must populate haloes with Vpeak 7 km s 1 3 x 10' M0 at filial I), well below the atomic cooling limit of Vpeak 16 km s-1 (M 5 x 108 M,,at filial I). (4) If such tiny haloes do host ultra-faint dwarfs, this implies the existence of 1000 satellite galaxies within 300 kpc of the Milky Way.