A fat Higgs with a magnetic personality

We introduce a novel composite Higgs theory based on con fining supersymmetric QCD. Supersymmetric duality plays a key role in this construction, with a fat Higgs boson emerging as a dual magnetic degree of freedom charged under the dual magnetic group. Due to spontaneous color-flavor locking in the infrared, the electroweak symmetry is aligned with the dual magnetic gauge group, allowing large Yukawa couplings elementary matter fields and the composite Higgs. At the same time, this exhibits metastable supersymmetry breaking, leading to low-scale gauge mediation composite messengers. The Higgs boson is heavier than in minimal supersymmetric theories, due to a large F-term quartic coupling as well as small non-decoupling D-terms. this theory predicts quasi-stable TeV-scale pseudo-modulini, some of which are charged under standard model color, possible giving rise to long-lived R-handrons at the LHC.